Jonathan Ramsey

Yes. That’s right, folks. Neocons everywhere can rejoice at the late-but-apt apology that Portia De Rossi delivered on Jimmy Kimmel. They no longer must live in fear and pain because of the horrors beset them by the erstwhile unapologized marriage of Portia De Rossi and Ellen Degeneres, and the many other gays and lesbians who we last year. It was a terrible blow to humanity that confused teens everywhere might find courage to be who they really are, all because a few free-thinking, high-profile gays decided that they needed to make life-long commitments to the ones they love. Shame on them.

Thanks to the kind people of California, and the protesters from other states who know best the biggest problems of our society, gays can continue to live their unfettered lives, knowing that our government continues to uphold only the ideals of the loudest religious voices. We’re all free to know that freedom means different things to different people.

We can rest assured that marriage is kept out of the reckless hands of gays in lifelong relationships, and held proudly as the privilege and standard for the many God-fearing, heterosexual couples that Sarah Palin’s conservativism upholds. God bless Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston. Long may they…

Jonathan @ Harling's - 23 December 2004. Photo thanks to Phocas.Net

I’m excited to be in Kansas City for another great Saint Patrick’s Day! The train ride from Saint Louis was only 4 hours 20 minutes. That’s like, um, on time and stuff.

So, tomorrow… My Kansas City friends, come out to Lew’s Grille and Bar, in lovely Waldo. I’ll be there from 1 PM to 4 PM. So, come check out the hook, while my DJ revolves it, so to speak. Lew’s is nestled in the shops on the southeast corner of 75th Street and Wornall Road. This is a great place to come out with the family for a bite to eat. I’ll be in the giant white tent in the parking lot. My auntie may even come out for a sandwich and some tunes.

I’ll then return to dear Harling’s, on Main Street at Westport Road. I’ll play from 5 PM until the peelers come… or 1 AM, whichever comes first. Harling’s is 21 and over, the prices are the lowest in town, and the staff is the friendliest in 98 states. I’m looking forward to seeing my old friends there or Saint Patrick’s Day fun!

Sláinte!